i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i dont even know how to be here
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
