I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
How external is "for external use only"?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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