So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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