this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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