So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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