That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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