hotel room ftw
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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