just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
