Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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