It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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