Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We need to rekindle our bromance
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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