i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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