I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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