normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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