the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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