So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm sobbing to NWA
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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