Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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