How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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