David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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