They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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