just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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