I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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