all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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