Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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