i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You may now shotgun with the bride
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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