I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
