We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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