Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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