Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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