My girlfriend figured out who you are.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
time to smoke my breakfast
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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