she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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