Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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