My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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