2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
