Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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