we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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