I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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