So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sext me about skeletons
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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