I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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