Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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