belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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