lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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