tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
