i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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