Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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