i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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