Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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