so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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