Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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