booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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