accomplished twins. life is a go
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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