I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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